So we already know that Cappy can let Mario take over the minds of his enemies. This must also be why travel is so rare in the Mario world, traveling to another kingdom risks giving up your very identity. Bowser must have wanted to send the residents of the Mushroom Kingdom to perilous worlds, much like his own, so they would turn into you standard Mario enemies, which he can then control. That’s why we always see the same residents in the same places. Maybe living in a kingdom slowly transforms you into a species that is suited for living in that kingdom. How does this sync up with the story of Super Mario 64? Well, maybe we finally have an answer for why all the residents of a kingdom are mostly homogenous. Rather, they just teleport you to another kingdom. These paintings don’t transport you to a different magical world. He then sealed the residents of the Mushroom Kingdom inside the paintings and plans to turn them into monsters which will then overflow out of the paintings.Īll of this made perfect sense until the events of Super Mario Odyssey, where it is revealed that these magical paintings are still present in the Mushroom Kingdom. In Super Mario 64 we are told that Bowser took the Mushroom Kingdom’s power stars and used them to bring paintings to life. In fact, New Donk City might be the single biggest power drain in the Mario universe. They must have millions of moons just waiting in storage below the city. So are all of Mario’s collectibles the same, and if so, could you use these moons to cast the same enchantments that were cast in Super Mario 64? Could you bring paintings to life and trap people inside them? Does this mean that New Donk City, which runs on a generator that needs to be fed a constant supply of power moons, is a city powered by magic?įor that matter, what happens to those Power Moons once they are drained of energy? Are they just discarded? Do they eventually recharge? Heck, why didn’t Mayor Pauline just give Mario the Power Moons he needed to get the Odyssey to fly directly to Bowser? New Donk City consumes moons at a rate faster than one moon per second. The game even references them as Power Moons, and when you put them into the Odyssey, they appear as moons, not stars. However, Cappy says that they are exactly the same thing. When Mario visits the Mushroom Kingdom, he is able to find Power Stars instead of Power Moons. This is perhaps the least disturbing question that I’ll be asking today. Maybe then we can sleep at night after the horrors we have seen. So before you go hand-waving away all the crazy theories about Mario’s strangely controversial nipples, maybe you can answer these pressing questions. Now you have me questioning what death or sentience even means in Mario’s world! Maybe you don’t even realize what a screwed up universe you have created. No, I’m going to put on even more tin-foil! I’m going to make a tin-foil suit of armor and plaster it to my body with cling wrap just to be sure, because while you may have clearly pointed out that Mario is a human, not a hat, you forgot that Super Mario Odyssey brings up so many other questions about the Mario universe. But I’m not ready to take off this tin-foil hat just yet. Fine Nintendo! You win! Mario isn’t his own hat.
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